I Blame You

David Rush

2024-11-06

Dear MAGA Americans, I want to make one thing perfectly clear: you elected a crook
 I blame you
 
You chose a white male felon over a brown wonder woman
 I blame you
 
The future is not her fault. The past is not her fault
 I blame you
 
You said "character matters" but it’s really only for the other guys
 You hypocrites
 I blame you
 
Last time you whined: "But her emails" yet you voted for top secret toilet storage
 I blame you
 
And when the price of peanut butter beats paying off a porn star
 I blame you
 
But HEY! That’s OK. It’s just locker room talk
 
You elected a man just likeyou
reflectingyou
soyou
could feel likeyou were in control
 
 I blame you
 
He doesn’t pay his bills. he doesn’t live within his means
 We see you
 
He lies about money. He lies about sex. He begs your last dollar to fuel his private jet
 We see you
 
He waves your Holy Book, but the pages are now blank
 We see you
 
He writes the brand new gospel of the Holy Spangled Bank
 We see you
 
"Lord! Lord? Did we not elect a Godly man?"
 NO YOU DID NOT
 
You voted to give your daughters coat hangers instead of health care
 I blame you
 
You voted for the Soviet America, kow-towed to the Kremlin, instead of the free Ukraine
 I blame you
You chose ignorance of science and ignorance of history
 I blame you
 
You disobeyed your fathers and sold your sons as slaves
 We see you
 
You spat upon your mothers and dug your daughter’s graves
 We see you
 
Your imaginary friend has imaginary enemies, and he told you who to shoot
 We see you
 You thought they were real, too
 
If you say it enough, maybe it will be true: The Emperor’s Clothes so fine and fair
 We see you
 Ass-naked and bare
 
For all that is past and all that’s to come
 I BLAME YOU
 
 
 

(On the occasion of the second elevation of Donald Trump: a felonious throwback to the gilded age)


This document was translated from LATEX by HEVEA.