I Blame YouDavid Rush |
2024-11-06
| Dear MAGA Americans, I want to make one thing perfectly clear: you elected a crook | |
| I blame you | |
| You chose a white male felon over a brown wonder woman | |
| I blame you | |
| The future is not her fault. The past is not her fault | |
| I blame you | |
| You said "character matters" but it’s really only for the other guys | |
| You hypocrites | |
| I blame you | |
| Last time you whined: "But her emails" yet you voted for top secret toilet storage | |
| I blame you | |
| And when the price of peanut butter beats paying off a porn star | |
| I blame you | |
| But HEY! That’s OK. It’s just locker room talk | |
| You elected a man just like | you |
| reflecting | you |
| so | you |
| could feel like | you were in control |
| I blame you | |
| He doesn’t pay his bills. he doesn’t live within his means | |
| We see you | |
| He lies about money. He lies about sex. He begs your last dollar to fuel his private jet | |
| We see you | |
| He waves your Holy Book, but the pages are now blank | |
| We see you | |
| He writes the brand new gospel of the Holy Spangled Bank | |
| We see you | |
| "Lord! Lord? Did we not elect a Godly man?" | |
| NO YOU DID NOT | |
| You voted to give your daughters coat hangers instead of health care | |
| I blame you | |
| You voted for the Soviet America, kow-towed to the Kremlin, instead of the free Ukraine | |
| I blame you | |
| You chose ignorance of science and ignorance of history | |
| I blame you | |
| You disobeyed your fathers and sold your sons as slaves | |
| We see you | |
| You spat upon your mothers and dug your daughter’s graves | |
| We see you | |
| Your imaginary friend has imaginary enemies, and he told you who to shoot | |
| We see you | |
| You thought they were real, too | |
| If you say it enough, maybe it will be true: The Emperor’s Clothes so fine and fair | |
| We see you | |
| Ass-naked and bare | |
| For all that is past and all that’s to come | |
| I BLAME YOU | |
(On the occasion of the second elevation of Donald Trump: a felonious throwback to the gilded age)
This document was translated from LATEX by HEVEA.